If I were religious I'd say something along the lines of:
What is it again you do Lil' Mama? Collaborate with Avril Lavigne?
She reminds me of the girls in high school who danced in the hallways instead of attending class. Why w... Whatever.
...Not to mention her "favorite MJ moment" was herself, performing an MJ song when she was younger.
Michael would moonwalk across her face.