What a piece of dirty ass these Grammys were.
The only thing I wanted to see/hear was
Lil' Wayne, Eminem, and Drake's performances.
I could see them, but hearing them was a different story.
There was probably more silence than music.
At least that's how it feels in my memory,
and I'm guessing in most peoples' memories.
So for the record, fuck:
Pink and her old ass, Elton John and his old ass, Slash,
Taylor Swift, whoever put Mary J Blige with Andrea Bocelli,
whoever chose to turn MJ's Earth Song into a lackluster wanna-be Avatar experience,
that country band that sucked their country's dick
by singing the anthem shittily,
Green Day's old no-longer-punk punkass,
whoever didn't invite Kanye, because..
I guess there would have been too many opportunities for him anyway.
Oh, and here's the performance no one
got the chance/choice to hear: